We are pretty big fans of Chuck Norris jokes around here. Have a laugh!
It took 5 women 3 days to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
When Chuck Norris wants to eat healthy, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. He goes killing. Hunting implies he could fail.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in success. He knows success.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
